— Plus I think it should be Joe. Joey makes me sound like I'm... this big. Which I'm not!
— Joe, Joe, Joe... Stalin?
— Stalin. Do I know that name? That sounds familiar.
— Well, it does not ring a bell with me.
— Huh. Joe Stalin. You know, that's pretty good.
— You might want to try Joseph.
— Ah! Joseph Stalin! I think you'd remember that!
— Oh, yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.
— I don't know what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey.
— Just say what you feel, Joey.
— Marcel, I'm hungry.
Ross Geller: — How'd someone get your credit card number?
Monica Geller: — I have no idea. Look how much they spent!
Rachel Green: — Calm down. You only have to pay for the stuff you bought.
Monica Geller: — Still, it's just such reckless spending.
Ross Geller: — When somebody steals your credit card... they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.
Chandler Bing: — Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.
Monica Geller: — That's me.
— How about Joey Paponi?
— No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.
— Joey Switzerland?
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