Friends Quotes

Year:

1994 – 2004

Tagline:

«Everybody needs Friends!»

Country:

USA

Genres:

Comedy, Melodrama

Follows the personal and professional lives of six twenty to thirty-something-year-old friends living in Manhattan.

— How about Joey Paponi?
— No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.
— Joey Switzerland?

Ross Geller: — How'd someone get your credit card number?
Monica Geller: — I have no idea. Look how much they spent!
Rachel Green: — Calm down. You only have to pay for the stuff you bought.
Monica Geller: — Still, it's just such reckless spending.
Ross Geller: — When somebody steals your credit card... they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.
Chandler Bing: — Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.
Monica Geller: — That's me.

<b>Ross Geller:</b> - How'd someone get your credit card number?
<b>Monica Geller:</b> - I have no idea. Look how much they spent!
<b>Rachel Green:</b> - Calm down. You only have to pay for the stuff you bought.
<b>Monica Geller:</b> - Still, it's just such reckless spending.
<b>Ross Geller:</b> - When somebody steals your credit card... they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.
<b>Chandler Bing:</b> - Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.
<b>Monica Geller:</b> - That's me.

— Plus I think it should be Joe. Joey makes me sound like I'm... this big. Which I'm not!
— Joe, Joe, Joe... Stalin?
— Stalin. Do I know that name? That sounds familiar.
— Well, it does not ring a bell with me.
— Huh. Joe Stalin. You know, that's pretty good.
— You might want to try Joseph.
— Ah! Joseph Stalin! I think you'd remember that!
— Oh, yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.