10 Things I Hate About You – Series Quotes [Season 1, Episode 3]

— Looking for me?
— Yes, if you're the ladies' room.

Thank God you're home safe so I can kill you.

— If she's your little flower, what am I?
— Your my big, tough cactus.

— Here's your chance.
— Ooh, goody.
— Come om. You want me to kiss you.
— The lead singer, yes. You, not so much.

— Let us pray. Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful harvest, and bless the underprivileged and teenage children in new high schools. Amen.
— Okay, Bianca, what gives?
— Kat, please! Okay, Bianca, what gives?
— Well, Daddy, I've been thinking about my faith a lot recently ever since I met this great group of kids at school. Speaking of which, they invited me to this killer Bible study tonight. Can I go?
— And the Oscar goes to... Bianca Stratford for Lying to Her Farther!
— Zip it, Satan. Dad, I'd really hate to miss it. I think tonight I get my purity ring!
— And I think tonight you'll be home with the purity security!

— She's late for curfew!
— Dad, relax. She's at a soccer game. The odds of her being kidnapped and sold into slavery are very slim.

Are you sure she isn't here? Maybe we should check again in about two minutes.

— We need a ride.
— Well, my mom's at her angry divorcee meeting tonight.

Before I do anything, I have to get out of being grounded, which means convincing my father that I am trustworthy, dependable, and unlikely to have sex. So much harder than stopping terrorists.

— I'm not stupid. You went to a club, which means you have a fake ID.
— No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. Get out of there!
— I'm not sure what amazes me more. The fact that you lied to Dad or that this ID is so good.

— I need you to show something.
— Careful. That's borderline sexual harassment.
— Oh, borderline? Clearly I'm not working hard enough. {He takes off his sweater} Same shirts.
— Wow! Two things that match. Pretty soon you'll be reading.