— Those assholes got balls.
— That I'm gonna put in my mouth and chew on!
— You're gonna put what in your mouth?
— I go where you go.
— Good. See? He's got balls.
— No. I mean my sidecar's attached to your bike.
— Hey, look here, if Karen calls, OK, I'm at a toilet bowl seminar in Cleveland.
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— I'm serious. I need y'all to cover for me.
— Yeah, sure.
— Oh, so I'm the one who did this to you?
— I'm in a hospital. It's easier for me to blame other people for my problems.
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