Bobby Davis – Character Quotes

— It's hard for kids to respect a man that don't do none of the providing. In my day the lady stayed home. Not the lazy man.
— In your day the men had pyramids to build.

— Hey, look here, if Karen calls, OK, I'm at a toilet bowl seminar in Cleveland.
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— I'm serious. I need y'all to cover for me.
— Yeah, sure.

— Maybe you should seriously consider spending the night. Because we're having the world's hottest chilli contest. The Chile Festival is not something you wanna miss. Last year, somebody's throat started to bleed.
— Oh, damn! Somebody's throat started to bleed?
— Yeah. Changed their life.