Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides – Movie Quotes

— Ah, you pretended to love her, then you left her and broke her heart.
— Worse. I may have had, briefly, mind you... stirrings.
— Stirrings?
— Stirrings.
— What? Like feelings, you mean?
— No, no, no. Not quite all the way to feelings. More like... All right, feelings, damn you.
— And you left her still. That's low.
— Thank you.

You can be so charming when you want something, Jack.

I support the missionary's position.

— If this is a dream, you can keep the sword and boots on. If it's not...
— It's a dream.

— Admit it, Jack, you still love me.
— If you had a sister or a dog, I'd choose the dog.

— Wait... I am with child. Yours.
— I don't recall that we ever had...
— You were drunk.
— I've actually never been that drunk.

— You seduced me and you used me. I was innocent of the ways of men.
— You demonstrated a lot of technique for someone I supposedly corrupted.

— What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
— Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.

— Jack... have you ever, in fact... seen with your own eyes... the Fountain of Youth?
— I'm sorry, could you repeat the question, please?

Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.

Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.

You know that feeling you get sometimes when you're standing in a high place? Sudden urge to jump? I don't have it.

How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?