Sorry about that, son. Sometimes there's more to life than just living.
And before you know it, folks are getting a big dose of the gimmies, and men start talking their hats off, and that Manischewitz Grapevine Wine spills in your ear and tells you you got a sure thing, and what's worse is, you start to believe it.
— Fuck! Shit! Jesus!
— Fuck shit Jesus is right.
— I don't have your money.
— This isn't like skipping out on the check.
I bet it was that mouth that got you that nose.
— And what happened to your nose?
— I was using it to break some guy's fist.
My father used to say, "The first time somebody calls you a horse, you punch 'em on the nose, the second time somebody calls you a horse, you call 'em a jerk, but the third time somebody calls you a horse, well, then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle."
That's a fuckin' story, man. Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third. Now, that's a story.
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