Jurassic Park – Movie Quotes

— She's… ah… tenacious.
— You have no idea.
— You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?

— Creation is an act of sheer will. Next time, it'll be flawless.
— It's still the flea circus. It's all an illusion.

— What do you call a blind dinosaur?
— I don't know. And how?
— «Do-you-think-he-saurus». What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
— You got me.
— A «Do-you-think-He-saurus rex».

— And there's no doubt our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.
— And what are those?
— Small versions of adults, honey.

Stick, stupid. Fetch the stick, boy. Look at the stick. You like the stick? Go on and get it. No wonder you're extinct.

Eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?

I hate being right all the time.

Think they'll have that on the tour?

Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.

— «Keycheck space minus 0. Keychecks off, safety space minus 0». He's turning the safety systems off. Doesn't want anybody to see. Look at this next entry. It's the kicker. «White rabbit object». It did it all. With the keychecks off, the computer didn't file the keystrokes. The way to find them is to check the computer's lines of code one by one.
— How many lines of code are there?
— About two million.

— Just the two Raptors, right? You sure the third one's contained?
— Yes, unless they figure out how to open doors.

— After careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park.
— So have I.

— But it ought to be me, really, going.
— Why?
— I'm a... And you're a...
— Look. Come on, let's go. We can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back.

— This is just a delay. That's all it is. All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.
— If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat tourists.

— Now she'll never try anything new. She'll sit in her room, never come out, play on her computer.
— I'm a hacker.
— That's what I said. You're a nerd.

— You're married?
— Occasionally. I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.