Inglourious Basterds – Movie Quotes

Actually Werner, we're all tickled ya said that. Frankly, watchin Donny beat Nazi's, to death, is the closest we ever get to goin to the movies.

I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language besides English?

That's why any and every son-of-a-bitch we find wearin a Nazi uniform, there gonna die.

— When you get back home, what'eha gonna do?
— I will hug my mother like I've never hugged her before.
— Well, ain't that nice?

— Donny!
— Yeah?
— Got us a German here who wants to die for country. Oblige him.

Every man under my command, owes me, one hundred nazi scalps.

— You know, Lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that.
— You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't you? Practice.

There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch.

— You know what sit down means Werner?
— Yes.
— Then sit down.

The Jew degenerate known as The Bear Jew, hence forth, is never to be referred to as The Bear Jew again.

But I sure as hell, didnt come down from the goddamn Smoky mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half Sicily, and then jump out of a fuckin air-o-plane, to teach the Nazi's lessons in humanity.

— Now if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you gotta heard about The Bear Jew?
— I heard.
— What did you hear?
— He beats German soldiers with a club. He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat, what he does.

I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false are often reveling.

— Did you hear that? That's the sound of my Luger pointed right at your testicles.
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— I was saying that makes two of us. I've had a gun pointed at your balls since you sat down.
— That makes three of us.