Hot Fuzz – Movie Quotes

— Okay, what's his story?
— Oh, that's Lurch. He's a trolley boy at the local supermarket. Real name, Michael Armstrong. Dad says he's got a child's mind. And lives up Summer Street with his mum and his sister.
— And are they as big as he is?
— Who?
— The mum and the sister.
— Same person.

— See what I did there?
— You hypnotised him.

— Well, you know, I mean, maybe we should do something to celebrate. Unless you gotta water your Peace Lily.
— What exactly did you have in mind?
— I don't know. Pub?

— Sergeant Angel, hi-hi. A quick word?
— Mr Messenger, a statement will be issued shortly.
— Actually, I just wanted to ask, "What's your perfect Sunday?"

Back off! Back off! Or I swear to God, you'll be explaining how Danny tripped over and accidentally cut off his own head.

Dr. Robin Hatcher: — Thank you, Danny.
Danny Butterman: — I can't believe I shot someone.
Nicholas Angel: — He's a doctor, he can deal with it.

Still feel like you're missing out?

Andy Wainwright: — Maybe they're not here.
Nicholas Angel: — Wait here.
Doris Thatcher: — Don't go in on your own.
Danny Butterman: — Don't worry, he knows what he's doing.
Nicholas Angel: — Okay. They're in. You deal with the store. I'll deal with the trolley boy.

— You're a doctor, deal with it.
— Yeah, motherfucker.

— Stop! Stop this, please! Let us stop this mindless violence. Nicholas, my son. You may not be a man of god, but surely you're a man of peace.
— I may not be a man of god, reverend, but I know right, and I know wrong, and I have the good grace to know which is which.
— Oh, fuck off, grasshopper.

— Nasty way to go. I think our Mr. merchant tried to have a little fry up and left the gas on. Spends his whole life devoted to the refrigerator then gets killed by an oven. I told him several times, you shouldn't eat late at night.
— Oh, I don't know. I quite like a little midnight gobble.
— Cocks.