Veronica Lodge – Character Quotes

– Do you ever wonder... what if you had done things differently? What if you had made different choices?
– What do you mean, different choices?
– Every day I wonder, what if I had left Riverdale with my mom? Would things be... Would I be better off?
– I can't answer that, Archie. But we wouldn't have met, and... that would've been a tragedy of epic proportions.

– What the hell is a "sticky maple"?
– It's kind of what it sounds like. It's a Riverdale thing.
– No, Kevin, it's a slut-shaming thing. And I'm neither a slut, nor am I going to be shamed by someone named, excuse me, Chuck Clayton. Does he really think he can get away with this? Does he not know who I am? I will cut the brakes on his souped-up phallic symbol.
– Or we can go to Principal Weatherbee.
– About the coach's son? Who is captain of the football team, and Riverdale High's resident golden boy?
– Or I can expose him in the pages of the "Blue and Gold". Yeah, I can do that!
– No. Spoken like a true good girl who always follows the rules. Well, I don't follow rules! I make them! And when necessary, I break them! You wanna help me get revenge on Chuck, Betty, awesome. But you better be willing to go full dark, no stars. What do you say, in or out?

– What are you guys doing here?
– Don't worry about it. I mean it, Andrews, hit the showers and stay out of my way.

– When my dad got arrested, the police, the lawyers, the judge, the courts, they took everything from us. Our houses, our cars, our club memberships, our yacht, even – I'm not kidding – the clothes off our backs. Anyway, my mom sat me down on the edge of my canopy bed and told me not to cry, because there was one thing in this world that no one could ever take from me. Not ever.
– Your trust fund?
– My name, Reggie. Which, after telling me no one would ever take it, that is exactly what she did. Like it meant nothing. It was nothing. Like I was nothing.

– Last year at Spence, my best friend Katy and I kind of terrorized this girl Paige. One time, we made her drink gutter water.
– Why?
– Because she was there. Because she was a misfit and we were class-a brutal bitches. Anyway, by December, Paige couldn't take it anymore...
– Oh, my God! Did you drive her to suicide?!
– What? No, But she did transfer schools and went into therapy.
– So now?
– If I can make Ethel Muggs' life a little better, even for one afternoon... I'm going to do it.

– Let's keep this simple, so that your preppy-murderer half-brain can grasp it. Take! This! The hell! Down!
– Okay, that high-toned bitch attitude may have worked on the betas you dated in New York. But you're in Bulldog territory. But please – fight back. You'll only make it harder on yourself.

Chuck Clayton doesn't have a contrite bone in his muscle-bound body.

– Did your mom cut you off?
– She did.
– And that's a good thing?
– Oh, Reggie. This is how we Lodge women roll. We feint, we parry, we approach, we retreat. We're like a cobra and a mongoose dancing. She blinked, which means, I suspect, that Hermione Lodge is ready to negotiate.

You wanted fire? Sorry, my specialty is ice.