– Last year at Spence, my best friend Katy and I kind of terrorized this girl Paige. One time, we made her drink gutter water.
– Why?
– Because she was there. Because she was a misfit and we were class-a brutal bitches. Anyway, by December, Paige couldn't take it anymore...
– Oh, my God! Did you drive her to suicide?!
– What? No, But she did transfer schools and went into therapy.
– So now?
– If I can make Ethel Muggs' life a little better, even for one afternoon... I'm going to do it.