Horace the Bartender – Character Quotes

— Anybody else?
— Sergeant Cantrell.
— How do you spell that?
— Correctly.

— How about a room?
— Whores next door.
— Say that again.
— Whores next door.
— Now, do you have a room available?
— A room and bath. Yes, ma'am. Coming up.

— Sign me up.
— No women in quick-draw.
— There's no rules against ladies. It's just that women can't shoot for shit. Adíos, Reverend. Put 'em both in the contest.

Eugene Dred: — It's lights out, Kid! I'm gonna be pissing on your grave tonight. You're through.
Horace: — Quiet! Quiet! Gentlemen, please remember... you must not draw... until that clock makes the first chime of the hour. Once that happens, you may fire at your convenience.
Fee "The Kid" Herod: — Whoa, now. What if somebody gets too excited and starts shooting early?
John Herod: — Yeah. If he cheats, he'll be eliminated from the contest.
Horace: — Whoever is standing after the draw... is the winner. If both men are still standing, you must continue firing. Do I make myself clear? Gentlemen, the street is yours.