Lassard: — What is the most frustrating thing about police work?
Tackleberry: — Not being able to carry hand grenades.
Callahan: — Separate locker rooms, sir.
Mahoney: — Icky blue uniforms.
Lassard: — I always thought that the most frustrating thing was that... we couldn't be everywhere at once to solve every crime.
— Eric, I've got a problem here.
— Yeah, we all have our little problems.
— Yeah, but this one is serious.
— I hope you haven't got a girl into trouble.
— No. I need to get my hands on some healthy young men.
— I guess there are places you could go... Certain bars and so on.
— Eric, what are you talking about?
— Does Margaret know about this?
— Eric, I'm in trouble here, and I need some new recruits.
— Oh, well, that's easy. We have some very, very fine young graduates here at the academy.
