Ed Masry Quotes

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— I'm sorry. You were gone. I assumed you were off having fun.
— Why the hell would you assume that?
— Maybe you look like someone who has a lot of fun.
— By that standard, I assume you never get laid.

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— How did you do this?
— Seeing as how I have no brains or legal expertise and Ed was losing all faith.
— Completely. No faith.
— I went out there and performed sexual favors. 634 blowjobs in five days. I'm really quite tired.