Hey, doll. Looks like I let you down again. Seems like all my life, I've just been going, going, going. I wish I'd taken more time to stop and smell the roses, so to speak. Well, I guess it's too late for that now. You were the greatest, baby. CrankMoment Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— Actually, I'm feeling pretty good right now. — What are you doing? — Driving through a mall. Cops chasing me. CrankChev CheliosDoc MilesFunny Quotes Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— Your chest on fire? — Check. — But you're cold. — Check. — And you got a steel hard-on, don't you? — Let me check. Check. CrankChev CheliosDoc MilesRun Share 1 comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— Does that thing have a belt battery pack? — Check. — How many bars are showing? — One. — Shit. That's better than none, I guess. Crank: High VoltageChev CheliosDoc MilesIronic Quotes Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
I know you motherfuckers have epinephrine! CrankMedicines Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
On your knees, Slim. Crank: High VoltageSarcastic QuotesInsult Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
Anybody know where's the fucking Social Club? Crank: High Voltage Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
Now, you can keep that. Crank: High VoltageSarcastic Quotes Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— What the fuck? I'm clean like a baby. — What is that? Fucking cunt-onese? I'd rather stick my dick in a blender. Crank: High VoltageChev Chelioschinese womanFunny QuotesDiseaseSex Share 1 comment Copy quote Report a mistake
Did I drop some change or did I hear a chink? Crank: High VoltageSarcastic Quotes Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake