Confucius say... karma's a bitch. Crank: High VoltageSarcastic QuotesKarma Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— Actually, I'm feeling pretty good right now. — What are you doing? — Driving through a mall. Cops chasing me. CrankChev CheliosDoc MilesFunny Quotes Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— Your chest on fire? — Check. — But you're cold. — Check. — And you got a steel hard-on, don't you? — Let me check. Check. CrankChev CheliosDoc MilesRun Share 1 comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— Does that thing have a belt battery pack? — Check. — How many bars are showing? — One. — Shit. That's better than none, I guess. Crank: High VoltageChev CheliosDoc MilesIronic Quotes Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake