Your children, bless their mischievous souls, they like to get involved. This way, what? They play too much Nintendo, eat too much junk food, smoke some ganja, pound some beers, experiment sexually. I mean, really, what’s the worst that can happen?
— Do you feel more anxious when you're with others or when you're alone?
— Both?
— You can't tell the difference between true love and a really good couple selfie.
— Sure, you can. A selfie lasts forever.
— He's keeping secrets.
— He's 17. I'd be worried about him if he weren't keeping secrets.
He had a stylized speech pattern
She used all the newest slang.
When they talked on the telephone
They had troubled generating conversation stimulus.
They met during social interaction in Algebra class.
She was expressionless at first, but then "smiled" to indicate submission.
He rearranged his facial features to appear "friendly".
After determining that their popularity status was comparable
They decided that a "relationship" would be mutually beneficial
They were careful to be seen together
In all the local fast-food franchises.
Man, kids these days. They think it’s a competition to have the most friends. One is enough. Find someone completely unique.
— You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
— Please, we're talking about teenagers. They're impressed by shiny objects.
— Thus my earings.
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