The greater intellect one has, the more originality one finds in men. Ordinary persons find no difference between men.
— Of all the Christmas pageants I have ever seen, this was by far the most recent.
— Ha, ha. For God's sakes, Sam. I've got teenage girls that are playing the Three Wise Men. What'd you expect?
— Teenage boys?
— I thought they did fine.
— It was the first nativity where Joseph stares at the Wise Men's tits all night.