Bradley, if you get the dog, you're telling her that you know her better than she knows herself.
All poodles are dogs, but not all dogs are poodles.
The dog will teach your child loyalty, perseverance and... turn around three times before going to sleep.
Love is a human possibility. If you need a refresher course, you can take lessons from your dog. He is full of love!
— Look, I need one of your land sharks here.
— Hey, they got a gig.
— Hey, I only need him for a couple hours, man. Come on, give me the dog. In gotta have a dog now.
— I can't spare a handler.
— Did I say anything about a handler? I'll do it myself.
— Come on, these dogs ain't gonna listen to you.
— That's just because they don't know me.
— They don't have to know you. You're a maniac. They don't trust maniacs.
— Dogs sniff. They lick, chew, they drool, scrath. Alice, they have parasites.
— Oh, God, yeah.
— The kids'll lose interest, it'll grow to be enormous. it'll take over the yard. When the dog finally settles down, it'll die. Everybody will be so upset. We'll have to get another puppy and start all over.
Man's best friend. The perfect animal. The only think i don't like is that their lifespans are limited. You're lucky if you can get thirteen or fourteen years out of a dog. And i just like to think that that's why their tails are always waggin' — because they know that their life is not long, so they're gonna be happy for all the years that you're gonna share with them...