— Is it me or does this tea taste off? — That's because it's coffee, you wassock. UnitedEddie ColmanMark JonesFunny QuotesTea Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— Wanna come up for coffee? — No, thanks. No. l'm just gonna shoot off. — Do you wanna come up for sex? Nine MonthsLiliSamuel FaulknerSex Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
The next time you drink black coffee, you will feel its bitterness and cry, but you will never give it up, because even bitterness is better than nothing. Rupi KaurMilk and HoneyMeaningful QuotesBitternessNothing Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— Cream? — No, thank you, I take it black, like my men. Airplane!Ironic Quotes Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake