— Do you really want me to tell 10-year-old boy that somebody he cares about was pretending to like him? What kind of lesson is that?
— He lives in LA. He might as well learn now.
— One Russian blonde. One Scottish brunette. And a full-bodied redhead from Napa Valley. Charlie's angels.
Explanation:
Charlies chooses alcoholic beverages
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