When you have a problem with someone, you tend to talk to everyone except them.
— I wasn't too excited about taking over this spot after you sat in it for twenty minutes, but I gotta tell ya, it's warm in all the right places.
— Mm-hmm.
— How do you like what I left you over there?
— Oh, man, your ass indentation is so deep, it's like I'm sitting in a giant inner tube.
Perry! I didn't freak out 'cause you and I are two very independent people in a relationship and we don't always share our feelings. I didn't get angry because I'm not surprised. Do I wish it were different? Sometimes. But, whatever you and I have is working, so I guess I just have to live with it.
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