— Hey, Ross? I got a science question. If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, "homo" sapiens... is that why they're extinct?
— Joey, Homo sapiens are people.
— Hey, I'm not judging.
— Come on, you didn't kill anybody. These people just happened to die when you went to the dentist. It's just a coincidence.
— Tell that to them. Oh, you can't! They're dead!
— I'd like to get her something serious.
— Oh, you want something serious. You know what you should do? You should get her one of those, um... barium enemas. Those are dead serious.
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