Benjamin Barry is an advertising executive and ladies' man who, to win a big campaign, bets that he can make a woman fall in love with him in 10 days.
— Andie, this is Tony, and this is Thayer.
— Oh, yes. Hey. Benny Wenny's told me so much about you two.
— Oh, well, Benny Wenny's said wonderful things about you, too.
— Oh... Oh, they don't look so simple-minded.
— That it?
— That-that's it?
— That's it.
— Have you looked inside?
— No.
— Do you have an ethical problem with rifling through a woman's purse?
— Uh, yeah, I guess I do.
— Well, it's hardly a purse, dude. It's more like a clutch or something.
— Guys, a woman's purse, all right... it's her secret source of power. All right? There-there are many dark and dangerous things in there that we, the male species, should know nothing about.
I don't know if I can be with somebody who doesn't like animals and thinks I'm a mental person.
There isn't a diamond in the room that sparkles like a woman in love.
And besides, why would I need to hit on another woman? You've got more than enough personalities to keep me completely occupied.
My boyfriend thinks I'm fat! And I can't eat in front of him! I can't eat in front of you!
Yes, you see, Mr. DeLauer controls 70% of the world's diamonds, and Mrs. DeLauer controls Mr. DeLauer.
— Too fast. I want you to respect me.
— I do. And I want your respect.
— I respect you for respecting me.
Andie Anderson: — You kept calling him?
Michelle Rueben: — I didn't leave a message. He didn't know it was me. My number's blocked.
Jeannie Ashcroft: — Oh, I-I'm sure he thought it was one of his friends. You know, men frequently call their friends' answering machines and hang up 20 times.
Look, please, just give me the necklace. Then you guys can go on and kill each other.
