I have no race prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. All I care to know is that a man is a human being, and that is enough for me; he can't be any worse.
The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey.
As for bones of St. Denis, I feel certain we have seen enough of them to duplicate him if necessary.
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
Be good and you will be lonely.
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.