What are you looking at? You've never seen a hypocrite before?
— Leonard, I didn't know you play the cello.
— Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough.
— Sheldon, think this through. You're going to ask Howard to choose between sex and Halo.
— No, I'm going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo 3. As far as I know sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapons systems.
— You're right, all sex has is nudity, orgasms and human contact.
— My point.
— You are not Isaac Newton.
— No, no, that’s true. Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple.
You know, there's a foundational idea in string theory that the whole universe may be a hologram. Well, the holographic principle suggests that what we all experience every day in three dimensions may really just be information on a surface located at the farthest reaches of our cosmos. So it's possible that our lives are really just acting out a painting on the largest canvas in the universe.