Jay (Jason Mewes) – Character Quotes

15 quotes

— I love animals, stupid.
— Even sheep?
— Of course. Sheep are beautiful creatures.
— They are beautiful, aren't they?
— Oh God, yes.
— So that means you'd fuck a sheep, right?
— What is your damage, little boy? You have a sick and twisted world perspective.
— You're misunderstanding me, Prince Valiant. I mean if you were another sheep. Would you fuck a sheep if you were another sheep?
— Since you put it that way... you bet your ass I would. I thought so.
— This mother fucker ain't one of us. He said he'd fuck a sheep. Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker?

- I love animals, stupid.
- Even sheep?
- Of course. Sheep are beautiful creatures.
- They are beautiful, aren't they?
- Oh God, yes.
- So that means you'd fuck a sheep, right?
- What is your damage, little boy? You have a sick and twisted world perspective.
- You're misunderstanding me, Prince Valiant. I mean if you were another sheep. Would you fuck a sheep if you were another sheep?
- Since you put it that way... you bet your ass I would. I thought so.
- This mother fucker ain't one of us. He said he'd fuck a sheep. Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker?
- I love animals, stupid.
- Even sheep?
- Of course. Sheep are beautiful creatures.
- They are beautiful, aren't they?
- Oh God, yes.
- So that means you'd fuck a sheep, right?
- What is your damage, little boy? You have a sick and twisted world perspective.
- You're misunderstanding me, Prince Valiant. I mean if you were another sheep. Would you fuck a sheep if you were another sheep?
- Since you put it that way... you bet your ass I would. I thought so.
- This mother fucker ain't one of us. He said he'd fuck a sheep. Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker?

— Which is probably what Bluntman v Chronic is gonna be, because the director of this impending abortion of cinema is none other than Kevin fucking Smith.
— Who?
— You know, the guy who directed that Bruce Willis winner, Cop Out.
— That queef. They still let him make movies after that walrus shit?
— What can I tell you, in Hollywood, people fail upwards.
— I fucking hate stupid Kevin Smith, first, he took away our names, then he took away my dick. Well, we gotta stop stupid Kevin Smith from making another shitty movie about Jay and Silent Bob ever again.

- Which is probably what Bluntman v Chronic is gonna be, because the director of this impending abortion of cinema is none other than Kevin fucking Smith.
- Who?
- You know, the guy who directed that Bruce Willis winner, Cop Out.
- That queef. They still let him make movies after that walrus shit?
- What can I tell you, in Hollywood, people fail upwards.
- I fucking hate stupid Kevin Smith, first, he took away our names, then he took away my dick. Well, we gotta stop stupid Kevin Smith from making another shitty movie about Jay and Silent Bob ever again.
- Which is probably what Bluntman v Chronic is gonna be, because the director of this impending abortion of cinema is none other than Kevin fucking Smith.
- Who?
- You know, the guy who directed that Bruce Willis winner, Cop Out.
- That queef. They still let him make movies after that walrus shit?
- What can I tell you, in Hollywood, people fail upwards.
- I fucking hate stupid Kevin Smith, first, he took away our names, then he took away my dick. Well, we gotta stop stupid Kevin Smith from making another shitty movie about Jay and Silent Bob ever again.