— Which is probably what Bluntman v Chronic is gonna be, because the director of this impending abortion of cinema is none other than Kevin fucking Smith.
— Who?
— You know, the guy who directed that Bruce Willis winner, Cop Out.
— That queef. They still let him make movies after that walrus shit?
— What can I tell you, in Hollywood, people fail upwards.
— I fucking hate stupid Kevin Smith, first, he took away our names, then he took away my dick. Well, we gotta stop stupid Kevin Smith from making another shitty movie about Jay and Silent Bob ever again.
