Floyd Lawton / Deadshot – Character Quotes

One day... Somehow, some way, I'm gonna get outta here. And I'm gonna rain down on you like the holy ghost.

— You might wanna work on your team motivation thing. You heard of Phil Jackson?
— Yeah.
— He's like the gold standard, okay? Triangle, bitch.

— See... The firing pin is filed down, right? Mag full of dummy rounds. If I pull the trigger, nothing happens.
— You're absolutely right. Why would we give a loaded weapon to an infamous hitman? Go ahead, pull the trigger. Empty it.
— Don't empty nothing. You don't even know this lady. I've known you, like, nine months. Remember when I brought you that cookie? That was a real cookie.

— Hey! Miss? What was that?
— Location verified. Next!
— Oh, you deaf. You one of them deaf hoes.

— You get to the part in that binder saying I was sleeping with her?
— Yeah. I never been with a witch before. What's that like?

— What? This uh... Cheerleading tryouts?
— Let's go. Let's see what you can do. They say you never missed a shot. Prove it.

— That was a great shot, man.
— Hey, I don't do hugs. I'm not a hugger. All right?

— Y'all don't mind, I got me a sewer to crawl back into.
— Yeah, and I got some business to handle back in Gotham.
— I'm going to hotwire a car need a ride?
— Your ass is not driving.
— Why not?

Y'all jokers must be crazy.

— Where've you been, homie?
— This ain't my fight!
— You know what? You don't stand for shit. You ain't about shit!
— Don't touch me, man!
— Don't touch you? What you gonna do? I'm touching you! I'm touching you! Do something.
— Don't touch me! You wanna see something?
— Yeah, I wanna see...
— You wanna see something?
— Yes, I wanna see something!

— Hey man, I know you can't hear me 'cause you're trapped in your temple of soldierly self-righteousness. But a two-faced dude like you wouldn't survive a second on the street.
— Oh, says the guy who shoots people for money.
— My cards is on the table, man.
— It got done, didn't it?