Don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least $8. South Park Season 9 Episode 12 Money Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
Damnit! We'll never get any candy if Kenny keeps eating people! South Park Season 1 Episode 7 Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
Screw you guys, I'm going home! South Park Season 1 Episode 9 Share 1 comment Copy quote Report a mistake
Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie and hippies suck. South Park Season 2 Episode 4 DrugsHippie Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
The woman's mouth is the most germ-ridden place, I said. Statistically the most unsafe place for a man to put his penis, I said. South Park Season 13 Episode 1 SexDirt, Filth Share 3 comments Copy quote Report a mistake
— Oh my God, he killed Kenny! — You bastard! South ParkEric CartmanKyle Broflovski Season 10 Episode 8 Share 33 comments Copy quote Report a mistake
Love is like taking a dump. Sometimes it works itself out, but sometimes, you've gotta give it a nice hard slimy push. South Park Season 16 Episode 7 LoveComparison Share 2 comments Copy quote Report a mistake