Audrey Woods – Character Quotes

— Daniel, did we get married last night?
— Yes, I have a feeling we did. The details are a little bit fuzzy.

— Actually, you're lucky I don't sue you for injuries sustained when I picked up those file boxes.
— You, uh, sustained an injury?
— I broke a nail.

— Mother, what is this?
— Oh, the girls and I are having a lip party later. You can join us if you like. David takes fat out of our butts and injects it into our lips.
— That gives a whole new meaning to «talking outta your ass».

— Oh, Serena. She understands the last thing to go on a woman are her shoulders.
— She's bound to win the Nobel Prize.