It has been officially announced this week that Jeremy Clarkson is an ass.
If you do have any objections to what we are doing, then please, by all means, feel free to keep those objections to yourself.
Jeremy: Hey, Richard from Top Gear, do you want to go to Bolivia?
Richard: Why?
Jeremy: So me, you and James can have hot jungle sex.
James: I'll bring the lube.
Richard: Daaamn, okay.
You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat — and people would still buy it.
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