Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Lay the place to waste like.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Don't move. I've got a gun. Not here... but I got one.
— Done, Drill Sergeant!
— Gump! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
— You told me to, Drill Sergeant.
— Jesus H. Christ, this is a new company record. If it wouldn't be a waste of such a damn fine enlisted man, I'd recommend you for OCS, Private Gump. You are gonna be a general some day, Gump. Now, disassemble your weapon and continue!