Surgery Quotes

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My father once told me, "Always carve with compassion." He was a fucking idiot, but it's not bad advice.

Dr. Godwin Baxter

Quote added by mikado 03/27/24 at 12:12am

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

Sarcastic Quotes

Quote added by Sylvia 11/14/21 at 9:08am

I'm not desperate. I'm confident. Which should make you feel better.

Quote added by Glen Lanc 10/22/18 at 8:17pm

Dude, I got to close for the first time ever. Ever. The human body is so disgusting. Not yours. Yours is stunning.

Dr. Christopher Turk

Quote added by Dmitrii Kuznecov 09/27/21 at 9:10pm

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