— This cheese is made from unpasteurized milk. It's alive and very healthy. Your cheese in America is pasteurized. It's dead. It goes into your stomach like a ball of fat.
— Is that why you French people can eat all the butter and cheese you want and never gain weight?
— Yes, and we drink more red wine. Of course, we are more romantic.
Ease up there now, lady! Take it easy. He's just a Frenchman!
— Is he handsome?
— He certainly thinks so.
— Is he vain?
— Your Majesty, he's French.