Quote added by Dmitrii Kuznecov 09/24/23 at 9:27pm
Quote added by Alice_Fox 04/19/20 at 1:53pm
A boy only gets this drunk when he wants to kiss a girl or kill a man.
Quote added by Dmitrii Kuznecov 09/08/23 at 12:49am
I would give her a shot, Perry, but this... is scotch, and I'm all Hasselhoffed out.
Quote added by Dmitrii Kuznecov 10/31/21 at 10:25pm
Quote added by Alice_Fox 04/09/20 at 8:25pm
Quote added by SolyaBLR 03/04/12 at 12:15am
— You're drunk.
— You're sexy!
Quote added by katherine_crunk 05/24/10 at 11:49pm
— I thought maybe you were drunk or something before, but now you seem...
— Sober. Stairs can be sobering.
Quote added by Valkyrie 9 07/17/21 at 3:38pm
Quote added by Glen Lanc 02/19/19 at 11:34am
Port.: <...> drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things.
Macd.: What three things does drink especially provoke?
Port.: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance; therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.
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Quote added by SumCurr 09/16/12 at 12:34am
Hey, we did get a little drunk. Did you get it? 'Cause he's... He's little and he's drunk.
Quote added by Dmitrii Kuznecov 07/09/23 at 8:17pm
Eating when drinking is cheating
Quote added by Pobratim Goshan 04/15/24 at 10:14pm