Charmed – Series Quotes

Logic and reason go out the window when love gets involved.

— Why didn't you tell Prue I was coming back?
— And risk her changing the locks?

More bad things happened on Friday the 13th because people put energy into believing bad things will happen.

Money, antiques, a strong disposition. That's what normal people inherit!

You know, it must be something living off of other people's pain.

Love is a magic between two people that cannot be explained and cannot be conjured.

— Woman to woman, okay? Cole was the love of y life, and I'm finally learning to live my life without him. Now, calling him for a favour would be opening up a can of worms that I have worked so hard to close.
— Woman to woman, if you're still describing this guy as the love of your life, then the can is open, the worms are out, and you may as well use them to go fishing.

— Why are you being so stubborn about this?
— Because I'm a Scorpio, what's your excuse?

— That's easy for you to say. You'll never greet your husband with, "Honey, I think I froze the kids".
— No, I've just accidentally moved then to another zip code.
— But I will see them, find them and bring them back safely.

You know, when I was a DA, I had an office eight times this size, windows, an assistant. Plus, I could throw energy balls.

— According to the Book of Shadows, one of our ancestors was a witch named Melinda Warren.
— And we have a cousin who's a drunk, and uncle who's manic, and a father who's invisible.

— You guys summoned me to a cage where my powers don't work so we could all die together?
— Well, the plan has soe flaws, admittedly.

— How was your date?
— Short.
— Oh, really? Sorry. "Short", you mean like "leprechaun" short?

— Don't tell me you put on a black conical hat and spent the night flying around the neighbourhood on a broomstick?
— The only broom I've ever had was kept in a closet beside a mop.

— She had nowhere else to go. She lost her job. She's in debt.
— And this is news?