Oh my friend it's been
A long hard year
But now it's Christmas
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is...
You
The cold wind is blowing and the streets are getting dark,
I'm writting you a letter and I don't know where to start.
The bells will be ringing Saint John the Divine,
I get a little lonely everyday around this time.
The music plays all night in Little Italy,
The lights will be going up on old Rockafella's tree.
People window shoppin' on 5th avenue,
All I want for Christmas is you.
Each time I remember
The day you went away
And how I would listen
to the things you had to say
I just break down
As I look around -
And the only things I see
Are loneliness and emptiness
And an unlit Christmas tree.
— Hey, Meghan? I thought that I have been clear about the number of buttons that can be unbuttoned on a shirt.
— You were serious about that?
— It's winter. Can we put Dancer and Prancer back in their stable? Are you body-shaming her right now?
— Some people here might find your outfit offensive.
— Well, some people might find your outfit offensive. And really confusing.
— Oh, I thought it was clear. This is a multi-denominational holiday sweater. It has Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, the Buddhist day of enlightenment, and Boxing Day on it. Everyone's included!
— Is everyone included? What about, um, what about something for the Satanists?
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