Office Christmas Party

— Hey, Meghan? I thought that I have been clear about the number of buttons that can be unbuttoned on a shirt.
— You were serious about that?
— It's winter. Can we put Dancer and Prancer back in their stable? Are you body-shaming her right now?
— Some people here might find your outfit offensive.
— Well, some people might find your outfit offensive. And really confusing.
— Oh, I thought it was clear. This is a multi-denominational holiday sweater. It has Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, the Buddhist day of enlightenment, and Boxing Day on it. Everyone's included!
— Is everyone included? What about, um, what about something for the Satanists?

- Hey, Meghan? I thought that I have been clear about the number of buttons that can be unbuttoned on a shirt.
- You were serious about that?
- It's winter. Can we put Dancer and Prancer back in their stable? Are you body-shaming her right now?
- Some people here might find your outfit offensive.
- Well, some people might find your outfit offensive. And really confusing.
- Oh, I thought it was clear. This is a multi-denominational holiday sweater. It has Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, the Buddhist day of enlightenment, and Boxing Day on it. Everyone's included!
- Is everyone included? What about, um, what about something for the Satanists?
- Hey, Meghan? I thought that I have been clear about the number of buttons that can be unbuttoned on a shirt.
- You were serious about that?
- It's winter. Can we put Dancer and Prancer back in their stable? Are you body-shaming her right now?
- Some people here might find your outfit offensive.
- Well, some people might find your outfit offensive. And really confusing.
- Oh, I thought it was clear. This is a multi-denominational holiday sweater. It has Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, the Buddhist day of enlightenment, and Boxing Day on it. Everyone's included!
- Is everyone included? What about, um, what about something for the Satanists?
- Hey, Meghan? I thought that I have been clear about the number of buttons that can be unbuttoned on a shirt.
- You were serious about that?
- It's winter. Can we put Dancer and Prancer back in their stable? Are you body-shaming her right now?
- Some people here might find your outfit offensive.
- Well, some people might find your outfit offensive. And really confusing.
- Oh, I thought it was clear. This is a multi-denominational holiday sweater. It has Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, the Buddhist day of enlightenment, and Boxing Day on it. Everyone's included!
- Is everyone included? What about, um, what about something for the Satanists?
- Hey, Meghan? I thought that I have been clear about the number of buttons that can be unbuttoned on a shirt.
- You were serious about that?
- It's winter. Can we put Dancer and Prancer back in their stable? Are you body-shaming her right now?
- Some people here might find your outfit offensive.
- Well, some people might find your outfit offensive. And really confusing.
- Oh, I thought it was clear. This is a multi-denominational holiday sweater. It has Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, the Buddhist day of enlightenment, and Boxing Day on it. Everyone's included!
- Is everyone included? What about, um, what about something for the Satanists?
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