Blowjob Quotes (21 Quotes)

— What happened with your wife last night?
— I wasn't with my wife. I was with my girlfriend.
— Are you having marriage problems?
— No.
— Why do you have a girlfriend?
— You're moralizing with me now?
— No, I'm curious. Why do you have a girlfriend?
— I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
— Why can't you do those things with your wife?
— Hey. That's the mouth she kisses my children good night with. Are you crazy?

— Did you ever get a blow job at a hundred miles an hour?
— We're only going sixty.
— Then you better step on it.

The Alibi (2006)

Heather Price

Wendell Hatch

— You know the bonobo chimpanzee... ...is the only non-human primate that has oral sex?
— Where do you find the time to watch the Animal Planet?
— I'm with you 25 hours a day. I have to feed this.

Kyle: [about Rachael] Has she been sucking on your dick, giving you blow jobs?
Adam: No, she doesn’t like to.
Kyle: No fucking shit she doesn’t like to! Who likes putting dicks in their mouths? That’s why they call them jobs!

50/50

You know why computers will never take the place of people? Because a computer would say that the sex of the person giving you a blow job doesn't matter!