The Vampire Diaries – Series Quotes

– What are you doing here?
– A failed and feeble attempt at doing the right thing.

I get it. I'm the better, hotter, superior choice and you scared now that Katherine's out of the picture, I'm gonna turn all my attention to Elena. But don't worry. Elena is not Katherine.

— As long as you heard it.
— Wait, huh? What? You have no sense of humor, Stefan.
— Actually, I just have no sense of Damon humor.
— Damon humor?

– Bonnie deactivated the Gilbert invention, Isobel's gone and it's Founders' day. I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.
– Don't start with me.
– Oh, you started it, Stefan... with that whole "I'm insecure, leave Elena alone" speech.

– You have no idea.
– I am telling you the truth.
– And I believe you. My dear, sweet Bree. That's why I'm almost sorry.

— How can you even eat, if technically you're supposed to be...
— Dead? It's not such a bad word. As long as I keep a healthy diet of blood in my system... my body functions pretty normally.
— This nice act, is any of it real?

– Let's just say that I'm descended from Katherine. Does that make me part-vampire?
– Vampires can't procreate. But we love to try.

– What happened? You okay?
– No, I'm not okay. I was ambushed. I was shot. Now I'm vengeful.

Katherine never compelled me. I knew everything, every step of the way. It was real for me.

– Why are you being like this? I'm so good to you and I'd do anything. You know, it's just some stupid necklace.
– No, you are the only stupid thing here. And shallow. And useless.

— Are you having a good time?
— Do you have my crystal?
— No.
— Then I'm not having a good time.

— You should go. I got this.
— You did this. This is your fault.
— You confuse me for someone with remorse. None of this matters to me. None of it.
— People die around you. How could it not matter? It matters, and you know it.

You have no idea of the future I have planned for us, Stefan. You, me and Damon. No rules.

— First, I'll need someone to escort me to the Founder's Ball.
— With pleasure.
— I would be honored.
— The smart and kind Salvatore brothers both coming to my rescue. How will I ever choose?

— Well, this works out wonderfully for me.
— How's that, Miss Katherine?
— Now I'll have both of you here to keep me entertained.

— They extended your leave?
— I was simply having too much fun to return to battle.
— Your commitment to the Confederacy is inspiring.