— You look taller in your photographs
— I take the precaution of a good coat and a short friend.
— Don't staring.
— You're staring!
— We can't both stare.
— I was a soldier. I killed people.
— You were a doctor!
— I had bad days!
Look at you lot. You're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing.
— I said don't get clever!
— I can't just turn it on and off like a tap.
— Anything else I can do? To assist you, I mean.
— Some silence right now would be marvellous.
— Would you like a cup of tea?
— Thank you.
— The kettle's over there.
When you have eliminated the impossible whatever remains must be the truth.
— Brilliant, Anderson.
— Really?
— Yes, brilliant impression of an idiot.