Look, Tammy, we don't have the money. If you want to go out and raise the cash yourself, feel free. Maybe you could sell your eggs to a fertility clinic, or sell that beard of yours to the Ridiculous Museum. Better yet, you could make a list of all the people that you drive insane, and tell them that, for a nominal fee, you'll never speak to them again. You, of course, offer them a monthly subscription at a reduced rate just to reel them in, and then after a while of you not talking to them, people will forget just how annoying you are, and they'll let their subscription run out and, bang, that's when you show up at their house, and you drive them insane all over again by speaking to them. And here's the kicker, when everyone's trying to re-subscribe, you lay it on them that the price is now quadruple! And I'm predicting, and this is a low-end guesstimate, you're looking at about $ 100 million a quarter, easy.
