In the unreal world of Sacred Heart Hospital, intern John "J.D." Dorian learns the ways of medicine, friendship and life.
— Hey. Why was your baby boy dress like ceasar, this morning?
— I don't have clothe for Sam in my house, so I just cut arm and leg holes in a pillow case. The gold belt was just so he wouldn’t feel ridiculous.
— Your shoelace is untied.
— Hey, thanks, man. You know how dangerous this is? My uncle's whole family was killed by an untied lace. Christmasmorning, they were all running down the stairs, they tripped, and a mad man hacked them all to pieces.