Scrubs – Series Quotes [Season 6, Episode 9]

— You gotta help pull J. D. out of this spiral.
— Any other day, I'd say «No», but today, I'm gonna go ahead — and just say, «No».

Hiya! My name is Bob Kelso and I like whores. Now, why don't I introduce myself like that? Because there is a time and a place for the truth.

— Anyway, Todd and Ted are gonna get 20 bucks from me to tape you to the ceiling of the cafeteria tomorrow, and I'm telling you this because I figure you've already zoned out and have stopped listening to me. Am I right?
— I don't know what the Janitor had said, but I feel like things are looking up. He's leaving, plus I have friends who are more than happy to be there for me.

Anyway, eventually I realised that your troubles don't seem so bad if you just stop talking about them all the time.