— Well, why do you call him Gandalf? — Gandalf the wizard. Hello? Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school? — No, I had sex in high school. Ross GellerJoey Tribbiani Season 4 Episode 9 Ironic Quotes Quote added by Dmitrii Kuznecov 12/29/22 at 8:30pm Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake