— Those books, how much?
— Hm?
— The leather-bound books.
— The Collected Works of Charles Dickens.
— They're real leather?
— They're real Dickens.
— I have to know because they have to go with a sofa. Everything else in my house is real. I'll give you two hundred.
— Two hundred what?
— Two hundred pounds!
— Are they leather-bound pounds?
— No.
— Sorry, I need leather-bound pounds to go with my wallet. Next!
