The Alibi (2006)

OK, recent studies have shown that one in four men cheats on their wives. And one in ten women, cheats on their husbands. Now that's aweful. Truly depressing data. I know this must look bad, but it's not what it looks like. But then I realized, imagine how much more impressive those numbers could be, if people thought they could actually get away with it? Cynical? Well, I prefer entrepreneurial. My former partner, the Great Jack McCadden taught me, our job in life is not to judge the ones and desires of our fellow men is to profit upon them. And well, some might see this as an unravelling of our social fabric I say business is good.

OK, recent studies have shown that one in four men cheats on their wives. And one in ten women, cheats on their husbands. Now that's aweful. Truly depressing data. I know this must look bad, but it's not what it looks like. But then I realized, imagine how much more impressive those numbers could be, if people thought they could actually get away with it? Cynical? Well, I prefer entrepreneurial. My former partner, the Great Jack McCadden taught me, our job in life is not to judge the ones and desires of our fellow men is to profit upon them. And well, some might see this as an unravelling of our social fabric I say business is good.
OK, recent studies have shown that one in four men cheats on their wives. And one in ten women, cheats on their husbands. Now that's aweful. Truly depressing data. I know this must look bad, but it's not what it looks like. But then I realized, imagine how much more impressive those numbers could be, if people thought they could actually get away with it? Cynical? Well, I prefer entrepreneurial. My former partner, the Great Jack McCadden taught me, our job in life is not to judge the ones and desires of our fellow men is to profit upon them. And well, some might see this as an unravelling of our social fabric I say business is good.
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