— Tell me, who runs up that flag? Your wife?
— No, my flag steward.
— Who mixes the cocktails? Your wife?
— No, my cocktail steward.
— Look, if you're interested in whether I am married or not...
— Oh, I'm not interested at all.
— Well, I'm not.
No wife has ever changed a husband one whit, and don’t you be forgetting that.
Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favour of the LORD.
What's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years a job still sucks.
Should i be a sultan i would have three wives
And enjoy every day with my second halves.
On another though side if i look again,
I might have more to lose and not much to gain.
A happy wife is a happy life.
— You won't be jealous?
— No, I don't experience sexual jealousy. Who am I to fight nature? I am your wife, not your jailer.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
People who are so dreadfully "devoted" to their wives are so apt, from mere habit, to get devoted to other people's wives as well.
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